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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

(via peeves)

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

(via fake-mermaid)

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

(via eteriese)

bakerie:

my room is very…planty

musicalblogging:

Flashing Lights (ft. Dwele) Kanye West

(via eteriese)

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos, via fake-mermaid)

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via moistbottom)

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police brutality in Ferguson costs taxpayers millions.

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

Reblog if you’re the Kim Kardashian of your family.

(Source: explosino, via m-issmolly)

big-gal-yoga:

inmensus:

now i’ve got you in my space
i won’t let go of you
got you shackled in my embrace
i’m latching on to you

How do you do it, got me losing every breathe
Why did you kiss me, take make my heart beat out my chest

(via m-issmolly)