“The floor is lava!”

– Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

acqueous:

x

acqueous:

x

backwoodsbarbie61:

*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?